The African Tree Toad is like a tiny, bumpy potato with legs that decided it wanted to hang out in trees. It’s not exactly a toad or a tree, but somehow manages to fit both descriptions. Picture a confused amphibian who forgot how to be a frog, sporting a wardrobe of mottled browns and greens that make it resemble a walking piece of bark. When it croaks, it sounds more like a grumpy old man than a charming serenade. Instead of chilling by the water, this little guy prefers to lounge on branches, occasionally staring off into space, probably contemplating its life choices.