The Ainu Dog is basically a furry, four-legged creature that looks like a medium-sized, grumpy fox mixed with a potato. It has pointy ears, a fluffy tail that curls over its back, and a face that seems to be perpetually judging you. This dog was originally bred by an ancient group of humans for hunting, but today it mostly just lounges around, giving you the side-eye while you try to enjoy your snacks. They come in colors that range from various shades of coffee and cream to a slightly disgruntled gray. Overall, they’re like a fluffy little guardian of snacks who isn’t quite sure if they’re meant to protect you or just side-eye your life choices.