Imagine a raccoon mixed with a cat who decided it wanted to live in a tree and drink coffee. It has a snooty look, like it’s judging your life choices, and its tail is so long that it could probably lasso a small child. With its fur resembling a blend of a fashionable sweater and a bushy carpet, this critter sneaks around at night, looking for fruit and other snacks, and has an affinity for climbing, as if it’s the reigning king of the jungle gym. It's basically the hipster of the animal kingdom, always searching for the next trendy snack while judging you for your choice of snacks.