Imagine a big, hairy thing with two lumps on its back that looks like it’s been through a windstorm but still has a fuzzy sense of style. It walks like it’s wearing clown shoes and has a mouth that seems to always be chewing on something weird. Its home is some dry, sandy place where it probably throws shade on everyone else trying to survive. This creature is like a desert ship that forgot how to swim but is really good at looking grumpy. Its favorite hobbies include staring at you with big eyes and pretending it’s not thirsty. It's basically a humpy, furry tank that burps occasionally.