The Bavarian Mountain Hound is essentially a floppy-eared, four-legged friend that looks like a mix between a confused deer and a stylish potato. With a nose that could probably sniff out a snack from a mile away, this dog is often seen tripping over its own paws while chasing after imaginary squirrels. Sporting a coat that seems to have been designed by a committee of colorblind artists, it has a penchant for getting muddy and a talent for laying around in the sun like it's auditioning for a napping competition. Known for its uncanny ability to find the most comfortable spot on the couch, this hound is less of a hunting dog and more of a professional sniffer of everything.