The Bernese Mountain Dog is like a fluffy boulder that decided to take a stroll in the snow but also likes to cuddle on your couch. Picture a giant, furry tri-colored potato with a tail that wags like a flag in the wind. It’s like someone combined a bear and a gentle giant, but instead of roaring, it just gives you soulful eyes and slobbery kisses. This dog is basically a mobile fur coat that loves treats, long naps, and pretending it's a lap dog even though it weighs as much as a small car. If there were a canine Olympics for snoozing and looking adorable, this would win gold every time.