The Black Rhinoceros is basically a giant, lumpy tank with a weirdly shaped nose that looks like it’s wearing a crooked party hat. It's covered in rough, dark skin that resembles a wrinkled, ancient leather couch that no one wants to sit on. This hefty beast lumbers around the grass like it’s auditioning for a slow-motion nature documentary, munching on bushes and making everything else shake in fear. Just don’t get too close, or you might get charged at by a living bulldozer!