The Blobfish is like if a sad potato had a gooey face and decided to live underwater. It’s a squishy, gelatinous creature that looks like it forgot to wake up and put on its makeup. With a body that’s all flabby and no real shape, it drifts around in the ocean depths, resembling a grumpy old man who just wants to be left alone. When it’s out of water, it kind of looks like a deflated balloon, and you might even mistake it for a piece of discarded rubber. In short, if you mixed a wet sponge with a marshmallow and added some frown lines, you'd get a Blobfish.