A buffalo is basically a gigantic, four-legged beast with shaggy hair that looks like a couch covered in fur. It has a massive head that seems to be always grumpy and two curved horns that could probably spear a tree if it wanted to. Picture a very round cow that someone forgot to trim or fit on a diet. It spends its days plodding around fields, munching grass as if it’s on an endless buffet and occasionally getting into muddy puddles for some questionable spa time. Oh, and it’s super good at standing still, like a living, breathing lawn decoration that occasionally decides to walk in a very dramatic, lumbering fashion.