The Burmese is a creature that looks like a cat but thinks it's a miniature panther. It's got a shiny coat that reflects light like a disco ball, making it a terrible hide-and-seek champion. Its eyes are big and round, like saucers that could hold soup. This feline often believes it's royalty and demands attention with a meow that sounds more like a polite request for room service. Instead of chasing mice, it prefers to bat around things that aren’t its toys, like your fingers or your heart. Overall, it’s a gloriously purring enigma wrapped in fur.