The Carolina Dog is like a dog-shaped potato that somehow learned to wander into the woods. Imagine a mix between a wild fox and a confused coyote, but with a tail that definitely knows how to wag. It has a coat that can look like it rolled around in dirt and the expressive face of someone who just heard bad news. This "breed" prefers the great outdoors and has a knack for digging holes and chasing anything that moves, usually while making up its own rules about how to be a pet. Overall, it’s like having a furry roommate who might occasionally forget they live in your house.