The chamois is like a goat that decided to take up rock climbing full-time. It has funny little horns that look like tiny ski poles and a body that seems too squished for its legs. This animal spends its days prancing around steep cliffs, probably thinking it's auditioning for a wildlife version of "Dancing with the Stars." Its fur is sort of a brownish-gray, like a mud puddle that hopes no one notices. It's super agile, but it seems to have forgotten how to walk normally—you know, just in case someone wants to judge its overall gracefulness. Basically, it’s a mountain-dwelling creature that looks like a mix between a deer and a stubborn toddler who insists on climbing every piece of furniture.