Chow Chow

The Chow Chow is like a fluffy, lion-like cushion that wandered too close to a paint can, got stuck in a ball of fur, and decided it was too regal to do anything but sit around. It has a face that looks like it's constantly judging your life choices and a tongue that could double as a road map, being an unusual shade of blue. This dog is more interested in maintaining its aloof royalty status than fetching sticks or rolling in the grass. In a nutshell, it’s like having a tiny, furry monarch in your living room who occasionally decides to grace you with affectionate indifference.