The Clumber Spaniel is basically just a fluffy blob on legs with some floppy ears and a snooty attitude. It looks like a fancy, oversized hot dog that decided it wants to fetch sticks instead of just lounging around. Despite its regal name, it’s more likely to be found drooling on your shoes than fetching your morning newspaper. With a barrel-shaped body that resembles a sofa cushion, this dog believes in maximum relaxation and minimal agility. If you were to describe its personality, it would be a cross between a sleepy old man and a moderately enthusiastic potato. Overall, it’s a squishy cuddle monster that somehow thinks it’s still a hunting dog, despite struggling to keep up with the pace of a leisurely walk.