Imagine a raccoon that decided it wanted to be a weasel but ended up looking like a furry, long-nosed creature that can’t quite decide if it’s a cat or a small bear. It has a tail that’s way too big for its body, making it look like it’s perpetually confused about gravity. This animal is the ultimate team player if you need someone to climb trees and dig through trash at the same time, all while sporting a ridiculous expression that says, “I might steal your sandwich, but I promise I’m cute!” It wanders around like it owns the place, always on the lookout for snacks, and occasionally uses its snout to poke at things like it’s solving a very important mystery that no one else cares about.