The Colossal Squid is like a really big, underwater spaghetti noodle that has way too many arms and a face that looks like it forgot how to smile. It hangs out in the deep dark sea, probably wondering why it can’t join the regular squid party. Instead of ink, it probably squirts out confusion. Its eyes are the size of dinner plates, making it look like it’s always surprised. If it were a celebrity, it would be that mysterious one everyone talks about but no one really knows. Definitely not the best pet, unless you want a giant water tank and a lot of nightmares!