The Cooper’s Hawk is like a feathery dart with a bad attitude and a penchant for swooping. It’s got the build of a disgruntled pigeon, but with a sharper beak and a taste for smaller birds, which it chases around like a cat chasing a laser dot. Imagine a bird that’s half-way between a furry rocket and a really angry squirrel, all while wearing a dapper, striped suit. It perches on trees looking suspiciously like it’s planning something nefarious, yet somehow manages to pull off the whole “I’m just here for the ambiance” vibe. In short, it's a feathered ninja that’s way too into its job of being a bird assassin.