Imagine a giant, scaly lizard with an attitude problem, lounging on the riverbank like it's the king of the swamp. It has a long, pointy snout full of teeth that look like they belong in a horror movie, and it probably hasn’t brushed them in years. Its body is a mix of green and brown, like someone forgot to finish painting it. It moves with all the grace of a tank when it’s on land but transforms into a sneaky torpedo when it hits the water—just watch out for its questionable fashion choice of armor-like skin. It’s basically a prehistoric leftover that thinks it's still cool. Just don’t get too close, or it might give you a toothy grin—right before it tries to eat you!