A Dachshund is basically a long, hot dog-shaped creature with little legs that look like they were borrowed from a much taller animal. It has big, expressive eyes that seem to be perpetually surprised, as if it just realized it’s not actually a sausage. This creature loves to dig holes and bark at anything that moves, including its own shadow. Its ears are like floppy antennae, and it often wobbles when it walks, like a tiny, overenthusiastic weasel on stilts. It might not be the fastest runner, but it sure thinks it is!