The Dodo was like a really confusing chicken that forgot how to fly, with a beak that looked like it was designed by someone who misunderstood bird anatomy. Imagine a fluffy bowling ball with stubby legs and a waddle that would make even a penguin envious. Its feathers were kind of like a bad mix between gray and brown, and it lived on an island where it thought humans were just oversized, clumsy birds. Spoiler alert: it wasn't great at avoiding them! Eventually, it got so popular as a "once-there-was-a-bird" story that it just... vanished. You know, classic overhyped celebrity vibe!