A donkey is like a small, stubborn horse that forgot how to be graceful. It has big ears, kind of like it’s always listening to gossip, and it walks around making weird noises that sound like a honking car. Imagine a furry, four-legged creature that enjoys munching on grass while looking perpetually unimpressed with life. It's the kind of animal that would wear a frown if it had a face made of more than just fur. Perfect for those days when you need someone to disagree with you without saying a word!