Drum Fish

The Drum Fish is basically like a big, scaly wet noodle that can make noise, kind of like it’s trying to join a band but doesn’t really know how to play an instrument. It swims around in water, flapping its fins like it’s dancing but really just wants to find some food or avoid becoming dinner itself. Picture a fish that looks like it went on a diet and forgot how to be a fish properly, but still tries to show off by drumming on its belly. It hangs out in murky waters, probably having deep conversations with other confused aquatic creatures about life and the meaning of gills.