Eastern Lowland Gorilla
The Eastern Lowland Gorilla is basically a big, hairy couch potato that hangs out in the woods. Imagine a giant, slightly grumpy, fuzzy potato that occasionally struts around to munch on leaves and flex its muscles. It’s got these massive arms that look like they could bench-press a small car but prefers to just lounge around and scratch its belly. With a face that says, “I’d rather be napping,” and a body built like a heavyweight champion, it’s like nature’s version of a gentle giant who accidentally forgot how to be graceful. Just picture a massive, chill dude in a forest full of greenery, way too relaxed for its own good.