The Edible Frog is like a green squishy basketball with legs that decided to hop around instead of rolling. It spends most of its time lounging around ponds, trying to look cool while it absorbs sunlight and bugs. Picture a creature that can’t decide if it’s a frog or a fancy dinner option — it's got the boldness of a frog but the unintentional vibe of a gourmet dish. When it croaks, it sounds like a confused kazoo, and its idea of a wild night is leaping from one lily pad to another. If you happen to meet one, just remember to bring some seasoning!