The False Killer Whale is like a cheeky, oversized dolphin with a serious identity crisis. Imagine a black fishy loaf with a smiley face, cruising the ocean while trying to impersonate its more famous cousins. It hangs out in pods, which are basically big families of sea drama enthusiasts. These guys are known for their rogue tendencies, sometimes "borrowing" fish from other animals like underwater thieves, and they have a penchant for getting involved in bizarre rescue missions. Overall, they’re the quirky, misunderstood hipsters of the ocean, complete with a fancy name that suggests they’re not as cool as they think they are.