A fish is basically a slimy, gilled water sausage that flops around in the ocean like it’s auditioning for a role in a bad musical. It’s got a body shaped like a torpedo, eyes that seem confused all the time, and a tail that wiggles like it’s trying to signal for help. This wet creature swims around thinking it's a superstar while actually just being a floating snack for things with bigger appetites. It also has the uncanny ability to breathe underwater and get caught in nets. What a life!