The Frigatebird is like a giant, awkward flying sack with wings. Imagine a chicken trying to soar like an eagle but getting stuck halfway. It has a big red neck pouch that looks like a deflated balloon and is always showing off to attract mates, like it’s the peacock of the skies. Instead of actually catching fish, this bird prefers to be a sky thief, swooping down to snatch meals from unsuspecting ocean birds. It has a long pointy beak that looks like it could stab you, and it never seems to want to land because it’s too busy pretending to be the coolest bird in the neighborhood. Plus, it can fly for days without flapping its wings, which makes it look lazy but also kind of impressive. Basically, if you made a super awkward bird in a lab, you might end up with a Frigatebird.