Gharial

The Gharial is like an alligator but with a really long nose that seems to have been stretched through a taffy machine. It hangs out in rivers looking like a prehistoric fish-eater who forgot how to smile. With its slim body and toothy grin (or lack thereof), it’s basically the stick figure of crocodilians. Instead of chomping down like a regular croc, it kinda just swishes around, hoping fish will swim into its long, pointy mouth. And, oh, those skinny legs? Super stylish but not really built for sprinting. It’s like nature’s answer to a chic, aquatic fashion statement that’s really bad at chasing lunch!