Imagine a squishy, oversized booger with a shell that looks like a swirly ice cream cone. This creature, often mistaken for a misplaced garden decoration, moves at a breakneck speed that would make a sloth look like an Olympic sprinter. It enjoys a diet of pretty much anything it can slimily slide over, and if you ever need a slow-moving pet that could potentially outlive you, this is your guy! Just don't expect it to win any races or have thrilling adventures—its idea of excitement is munching on lettuce.