Imagine a monkey that’s really good at swinging through trees but forgot how to walk on the ground. It's like a hairy, long-armed noodle that prefers to hang out in a forest canopy while loudly belting out tunes that sound like a mix between a toddler's tantrum and a karaoke night gone wrong. Its face is kind of like a baby’s, but if that baby had a permanent bad haircut. So, it’s basically a primate that’s too cool for earth but really loves the top branches of trees!