A giraffe is basically a super tall horse that took a really long stretch and forgot to stop. It's got a long neck that seems to be on an endless elevation quest and legs that look like they belong to a giant praying mantis. Instead of a regular face, it's got a tongue that could probably double as a condiment dispenser and spots that make it look like it got into a paint fight with a leopards. When it walks, it’s like watching a poorly programmed robot trying to navigate a tightrope. Plus, it eats leaves from trees like a salad bar on stilts. So, in short, it’s a weird, long-necked creature that really loves tall snacks!