A goose is like a big, waddling cloud with a long neck that honks a lot. It’s kind of like a feathered toddler that never grew up, always flapping and trying to make a scene. Think of a fluffy water balloon on legs that’s really into hanging out near ponds and stealing bread from unsuspecting picnickers. It has a beak that looks like it got stuck in a squishy taco, and its idea of fun is making loud noises while marching around like it owns the place. Perfect for a park… as long as you don’t bring snacks!