Grasshopper

Picture a tiny green ninja that wears its legs like oversized stilts and has a head that resembles a tiny alien with long antennas waving around. It spends its days bouncing around like it’s had too much coffee, making annoying chirping sounds that could be mistaken for a broken radio. Instead of flying gracefully, it flaps its wings in a way that suggests it's never really mastered the concept of take-off. It’s like an awkward gymnast that just happens to blend in with the grass, waiting for its moment to leap into the air with the grace of a cartoon character slipping on a banana peel.