The Greater Swiss Mountain Dog is a giant, fluffy creature that looks like an overgrown teddy bear on steroids. Imagine a couch that somehow sprouted legs and a tail; that’s pretty close! This dog is a bit clumsy, often knocking things over with its bulk, yet it thinks it’s a graceful ballet dancer. It has a coat that looks like it got caught in a paintball fight with black, white, and rust colors splattered everywhere. As a "mountain dog," it spends most of its time dreaming of scaling Everest while actually just plopping down on the nearest patch of grass for a nap. This loyal beast is famous for its love of food, often giving the impression that it is training for a competitive eating contest rather than just being a beloved pet.