Grouse

The grouse is like a feathered potato with legs and a questionable sense of direction. Imagine a plump bird that tries to camouflage itself in the forest by just existing—its colors a mix of "meh" browns and grays. It flops around on the ground, occasionally taking an awkward leap into the air, as if remembering it has wings but not quite getting the hang of using them. When it gets startled, it sounds a bit like a confused chicken, and when it struts its stuff during mating season, it’s basically the bird equivalent of a cringy dance-off. So, in summary, it's a round, awkward bird that seems to embrace its inner couch potato while trying to look like it belongs in a nature documentary.