A human is like a wobbly bag of mostly water that stands on two sticks. They make strange noises by vibrating air through their throats and have this peculiar habit of staring at glowing rectangles for hours. They are obsessed with food and often chew on a variety of things, mostly plants and animals, while having an irrational fear of certain colors and shapes. They form complex groups to argue about everything under the sun, and for some reason, they really like to put on different pieces of fabric to express themselves. Also, they have a distinct ability to overthink simple tasks, like breathing or walking, and they often frown at their own reflections.