The Humpback Whale is essentially a really big, clumsy fish that forgot how to walk on land. It’s like a giant, fluffy sea noodle that decided to take up singing, but unfortunately, it sounds more like a foghorn than a songbird. This creature loves to leap out of the water for no apparent reason, as if it's trying to perform a very awkward belly flop. With its enormous body and weirdly shaped fins, it looks like someone tried to combine a dolphin with a brick and tossed it into the ocean. It spends its time gliding through the water, gulping down tiny shrimp in an effort to grow its already massive chocolate-chip cookie-sized lumps around its back. And when it's not doing that, it’s basically just a big marine couch potato, chilling in the sea and blowing bubbles.