Imagine a really big, striped cat that's kind of like a house cat but on steroids. It lives in the jungle, prowling around looking for dinner, which might include anything from a large deer to a random unfortunate animal that crosses its path. It’s got a fancy coat with orange and black stripes, like a poorly designed basketball. When it’s not napping or pretending to be stealthy, it makes a lot of noise that sounds like someone trying to talk while chewing. Overall, this massive feline is basically nature’s misunderstood fashion model with a penchant for solitude and stalking its next meal.