Imagine a tuxedo-wearing bird that waddles like it’s just had a bit too much coffee. This fellow hangs out at the beach but is definitely not the life of the party. It’s got a black and white color scheme that makes it look like it forgot to change after a fancy gala. It loves to dive into the water but prefers to shuffle around on land like it’s stepping on hot coals. It’s named after some guy named Magellan, even though it probably wouldn’t win ‘best navigator’ in a competition. You might say it’s just a very confused sea bird that can’t decide if it wants to fly, swim, or take a nap on the sand.