The Markhor is basically a goat that decided to go full-on mountain ninja. It has crazy twisty horns that look like a barber's worst nightmare, and it roams around rocky cliffs like it's auditioning for a goat parkour video. Imagine a creature that’s part goat, part fashion statement, with a mane that says, “I skip leg day but still look majestic.” It’s like nature’s way of saying, “Look at me, I’m tough and fabulous!”