Imagine a chunky, furry noodle with tiny paws and a face that looks perpetually delighted, like it just heard the best joke ever. This creature loves to frolic in water like it’s a hyperactive kid discovering a swimming pool for the first time. It has a long, slippery body that seems like it was designed by someone who couldn’t decide whether to make a dog or a fish. When it’s not busy splashing around, it’s probably busy juggling rocks or sliding down mud hills—because why not? It also has a penchant for snacking on fish, which it catches with the finesse of a toddler trying to grab a cookie from a high shelf. In short, it’s like a playful, aquatic fluffball that never learned how to take life seriously.