The Patas Monkey is like a tall, lanky ninja with a very bad haircut. It has long legs that make it look like it just got off a trampoline, and its fur is a mix of brown and orange, kind of like a poorly blended smoothie. Its face has big, expressive eyes that seem to be judging you, as if it knows all your secrets. It likes to run around on the ground instead of swinging from trees, which is pretty strange for a monkey—like it forgot how to monkey properly. Overall, it’s a clever, speedy critter that seems to think it’s too cool for the treetops.