The Royal Penguin is basically a clumsy little bird that waddles around in a tuxedo. It's like an overzealous waiter who got lost at the South Pole. Instead of flying, it just flops around, looking for fish to munch on. Its orange beak is like a traffic cone on its face, and it has these ridiculous fluffy head feathers that make it look like it just got out of bed. Also, it can’t decide if it wants to be a king or just hang out with the rest of the penguins, so it’s just there, being awkward and a bit dramatic. And let’s be honest, its swimming skills are more like a belly flop competition than graceful gliding!