The Sand Lizard is like a tiny dragon that forgot how to fly but is really good at blending in with dirt. It’s got a scaly outfit that's mostly greenish, like a sad salad, and it enjoys lounging in the sun like a lizard-shaped loaf of bread. Instead of breathing fire, it just scampers around looking for bugs to munch on, and when it gets scared, it acts like it’s playing hide-and-seek but without the “seek” part. Overall, it’s a totally chill reptile that thinks it's a rock most of the time.