Sea Lion

The sea lion is like a chubby, oversized dog that decided to take a vacation at the beach. It has flippers instead of legs, making it look like it’s trying to skateboard on land but always fails spectacularly. With a face that can only be described as a mix between a walrus and a confused potato, it barks like it’s trying to sing opera but forgot the tune. When it swims, it flops around like a fish out of water, but somehow manages to look graceful, as if it’s showing off in front of an invisible audience. Plus, it hangs out in big groups, lounging around, seemingly judging all the other animals for not being as cool as they are.