A seahorse is like a tiny horse that decided to live in water instead of on land. It has a long, curly tail that looks like a piece of pasta and a head shaped like a fishy horsey that can’t really swim straight. Instead of fins, it has little wing-like things that flap, making it resemble a confused leaf floating in the ocean. It spends its time hanging onto seaweed like it's taking a break from life, and the males are the ones who get pregnant because why not? They’re like fish in a tuxedo for a weird underwater prom that never happens.