A Slow Worm is basically a lizard that forgot how to be a lizard and decided to slither around like a snake instead. It looks like a shiny, long, and scaly noodle with no legs, but it's not a noodle, it's all about that reptilian life. This creature loves to hang out under rocks and bask in the sun like it’s on a permanent vacation, but it’s not a lazy beachgoer; it gets its daily dose of protein by munching on slugs and tiny bugs. Plus, it has the special feature of being completely harmless, so it won’t bite you unless you really annoy it. So, in short, it's the ultimate confused reptile, straddling the line between lizard and snake while faking both identities poorly.