Imagine a tiny dinosaur that somehow got mixed up with a jewelry store. This creature has a body that looks like a little black torpedo, and its face features these oversized, shiny pincers that resemble a set of ridiculous, twisted horns. It walks around like it’s strutting down a runway, waving its bizarre “antlers” around like a confused model who forgot how to pose. It spends most of its time clinging to trees or lurking in leaf piles, probably plotting its next move in an extremely slow-paced action movie. In short, it’s like nature’s version of a punk rock superhero, but with zero powers and a penchant for hangouts in the woods.