The stoat is like a furry little noodle with legs that sometimes changes its outfit depending on the weather. Imagine a mouse and a ferret had a bizarre child and that child decided to take up a life of sneaky shenanigans. It has a mischievous face that seems to always be plotting something, and it enjoys making quick exits because it’s like a master of hide-and-seek. When winter rolls around, it gets all fancy and wears a white coat, as if it's preparing for a snowball fight. Overall, it’s a small, wiggly creature with a penchant for running and a questionable taste in fashion.