The Sumatran rhinoceros is like a big, chunky potato with legs and a horn that’s kind of like a lopsided ice cream scoop. It has a wrinkly skin that looks like a cracked old sofa and is covered in a few scraggly hairs that seem to have missed the grooming appointment. This creature waddles around in the jungle, snorting and munching on leaves like a grumpy old man at a salad bar. It’s the smallest of the rhinos, but don’t let that fool you; it’s still basically a walking tank with a very weird fashion sense!